Things people send me

Here's a collection of random shit that appeared in my inbox of late.

Malaria sends along another piece of evidence of my mom's Flanders-like ways. "Dishwasher clean!" reads the little note, and I'm not sure why the exclamation mark was necessary.

I also heard from Christa, who writes, "sometimes I think you are going to grow to look like a young Al Pacino," and attaches the following photo. Well, I am flattered. From this day on, I will do my best to progressively chip away at my American accent until I sound like Tony Montana.

And finally -- this doesn't quite fall under the "things people send me" category, but I figured I'd throw it in here. It's Malaria's birthday today! Happy birthday! In her honor I resurrected the dormant Chickster franchise, in the form of a Chickster limited edition CD case. You know you want one. The strip is referencing Malaria's unfortunate confusion of the terms "narcoleptic" and "necrophiliac".